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Joined: 01 December 2009
Location: Canada
Oct 22, 2010 20:05
A man rushes home, opens the front door of his house and shouts to his wife "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery!!! All $10 million of it!"
"That's great, honey!", she replies, "Do I pack for skiing or the beach?"
"Who cares," he replies, "Just get out!"
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Joined: 17 February 2010
Location: Spain
Oct 30, 2010 12:11
Tom lands in China the night before a big meeting with a chinese businessman.
After checking in at the hotel, he decides to go out for a drink. After about 5 minutes walking down the street he comes to a bar that looks good and goes in. After ordering a drink a girl comes up to him and asks him if he wants a special massage. He thinks sure why not and goes off with the girl.
Soon the massage turns into a full romp & as he´s doing the business the girl starts to scream, "Hikey hikey! Hikey Hikey!"
As Tom doesnt know any Chinese, he assumes she´s telling him to do it harder, harder, so he does.
However she still screams "Hikey hikey! hikey hikey!"
so he starts doing it as hard as he can to please his little chinese girl.
The next day the business meeting is being held down on the golf course while playing a round of golf.
On the par 3, 4th hole, Tom tees off and gets a hole-in-one and in his excitement starts jumping around & shouting the only chinese he knows; "Hikey hikey! Hikey hikey"
To which the chinese man says to him: "What do you mean... "Wrong Hole?"
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Joined: 21 January 2010
Location: 54 Canal Street
Oct 30, 2010 12:46
My wife has just texted me to say that she thinks I'm quite immature for my age and that we should set aside some time for us to talk, adult to adult as it were!
I texted her back to say, yeah like that's gonna happen during the conker season!
Tom lands in China the night before a big meeting with a chinese businessman.
After checking in at the hotel, he decides to go out for a drink. After about 5 minutes walking down the street he comes to a bar that looks good and goes in. After ordering a drink a girl comes up to him and asks him if he wants a special massage. He thinks sure why not and goes off with the girl.
Soon the massage turns into a full romp & as he´s doing the business the girl starts to scream, "Hikey hikey! Hikey Hikey!"
As Tom doesnt know any Chinese, he assumes she´s telling him to do it harder, harder, so he does.
However she still screams "Hikey hikey! hikey hikey!"
so he starts doing it as hard as he can to please his little chinese girl.
The next day the business meeting is being held down on the golf course while playing a round of golf.
On the par 3, 4th hole, Tom tees off and gets a hole-in-one and in his excitement starts jumping around & shouting the only chinese he knows; "Hikey hikey! Hikey hikey"
To which the chinese man says to him: "What do you mean... "Wrong Hole?"
Oh my effin god, I didn't know that got international status. The guy in the video is actually a Romanian numnut, apparently driving on a motorway in Belgium (if I remember it right). I think they tracked him down to suspend his license after this became public.
