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Joined: 19 December 2008
Location: KEEP FIGHTING!
Nov 17, 2010 15:18
I saw a load of people running down the street the other day. I caught up with them and asked one fella why he was running away, was it anything to do with the tiger that had escaped from the local zoo? He said 'You don't think we're chasing it do you?'
Bernard Manning joke, told/written very poorly, sorry.
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Joined: 11 November 2009
Location: Born in The Gelderd End
Nov 23, 2010 22:56
Paddy goes into Wetherspoons and asks the barman how much the cocktails are ? £4 a glass or £10 a pitcher. Paddy says why would I want my photo taken with my drink
Posts: 2009
Joined: 21 January 2010
Location: 54 Canal Street
Nov 25, 2010 14:53
Three students were doing a Psychiatry Q&A session at university.
The first one was asked "What's the opposite of joy?"
She said "Sorrow"
The second one was asked "What's the opposite of depression?"
He said "Happiness"
Paddy was then asked "What's the opposite of woe?"
He replied "Giddy Up!"
Posts: 420
Joined: 15 July 2009
Location: Dronfield
Nov 26, 2010 10:55
I came home last night to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone,what kind of sick b***ard does that to someone's advent calender !1
Posts: 2009
Joined: 21 January 2010
Location: 54 Canal Street
Nov 26, 2010 16:11
2 women called at my house today and asked what bread I ate?
When I said white, they lectured me for a full 30 minutes on the benefits of eating brown bread!
Bloody Hovis Witnesses!
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Joined: 19 December 2008
Location: KEEP FIGHTING!
Nov 26, 2010 17:06
PockWhite
2 women called at my house today and asked what bread I ate?
When I said white, they lectured me for a full 30 minutes on the benefits of eating brown bread!
Bloody Hovis Witnesses!
, my nan could of scored that
