The funny corner

[MOT1964]

Does anyone know how long you cook those 'boil in the bag fish' you get given at the fun fair for?

[daib0]

Does anyone know how long you cook those 'boil in the bag fish' you get given at the fun fair for?

oouch, should be prohibited!!!

[Wigan White]

A man walks into a zoo.

The only animal in the zoo is a dog.

It was a shitzu.

[White Knight]

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free.

I've decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust.

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.

[PockWhite]

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free.

I've decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust.

[daib0]

[Wigan White]

Pete Doherty’s relationship with Kate Moss.
Tulisa’s X Factor career.
Danniella Westbrook’s nose.

And now Liverpool…

All destroyed by Coke.

[Wigan White]

Last night my wife had really bad chapped lips and ask me to pass her some lip salve.

Unfortunately, by mistake I passed her the super glue.

She's still not talking to me.......

[White Knight]

It's embarrassing really. I used to be addicted to The Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around, and that's what it's all about!

[daib0]

you probably know it but ...



Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.