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Gotta laugh at yourself sometimes ...
Our READING performances this season can pretty well be summed up in this little clip - total possession (often over 70%) but forget where the goal actually is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev6qEj5sfKU
Our READING performances this season can pretty well be summed up in this little clip - total possession (often over 70%) but forget where the goal actually is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev6qEj5sfKU
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Bloke goes to Lord's for the Test match, England v Australia.
Next to him is an old man who appears to be on his own, and then an empty seat. Curious as to why a game that sold out months ago has an empty seat, he asks the old man if someone is joining him.
"No", says the old boy. "That was supposed to be my wife's seat, but she's passed away. We came to every Test match here for 20 years, and these were always our seats. This is the first time I've come without her."
"Oh, I'm sorry" says the man. Then he thinks and says "But couldn't you have brought a friend or family member with you instead?"
"Oh no," says the old man. "They're all at the funeral."
Bloke goes to Lord's for the Test match, England v Australia.
Next to him is an old man who appears to be on his own, and then an empty seat. Curious as to why a game that sold out months ago has an empty seat, he asks the old man if someone is joining him.
"No", says the old boy. "That was supposed to be my wife's seat, but she's passed away. We came to every Test match here for 20 years, and these were always our seats. This is the first time I've come without her."
"Oh, I'm sorry" says the man. Then he thinks and says "But couldn't you have brought a friend or family member with you instead?"
"Oh no," says the old man. "They're all at the funeral."
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I've nicked the 2 above photos
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Fifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm this week by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11.
Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match
The English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was “a political statement”.
Read all: http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifa ... y-football
Fifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm this week by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11.
Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match
The English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was “a political statement”.
Read all: http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifa ... y-football
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Norwich release Delia Smith Halloween poster
Norwich City have released a terrifying limited edition Halloween poster to celebrate their 5-0 horror show at Brighton yesterday.
Wicked Witch Delia Smith, who owns the hapless Norfolk club, features in the Walking Dead-style poster, which is available from the club shop for just £49.99 plus £15 postage.
http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/del ... een-poster
Norwich City have released a terrifying limited edition Halloween poster to celebrate their 5-0 horror show at Brighton yesterday.
Wicked Witch Delia Smith, who owns the hapless Norfolk club, features in the Walking Dead-style poster, which is available from the club shop for just £49.99 plus £15 postage.
http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/del ... een-poster
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Fifa will have to fine Sly Stallone, Michael Caine, Pele, John Wark, Russell Osman, Mike Summerbee and Max Von Sydow as well.daib0 wrote:Suffolk Gazette
Fifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm this week by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11.
Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match
The English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was “a political statement”.
Read all: http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifa ... y-football
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