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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny.
"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along."
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny.
"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along."
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I enjoyed thatrigger wrote:Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny.
"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along."
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I had to put this up. Makes me chuckle!
OK, we of Reading FC are a corny lot down in the Thames Valley!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvoLnik2kJk
OK, we of Reading FC are a corny lot down in the Thames Valley!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvoLnik2kJk
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Suffolk Gazette
Norwich City fans alarmed by state of pitch
Norwich City fans are becoming increasingly alarmed by the state of the Carrow Road pitch. Club chairman Ed Balls slashed budgets following the club’s relegation from the Premier League, and the ground staff were first to feel the pinch.
Full story: http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/nor ... fans-pitch
Norwich City fans alarmed by state of pitch
Norwich City fans are becoming increasingly alarmed by the state of the Carrow Road pitch. Club chairman Ed Balls slashed budgets following the club’s relegation from the Premier League, and the ground staff were first to feel the pinch.
Full story: http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/nor ... fans-pitch
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I hope there isn't a fire soon...
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I watched the whole 2 odd minutes. It's correct. He did nowt! If only they paid me like that for (not) playing the cello!!!
I watched the whole 2 odd minutes. It's correct. He did nowt! If only they paid me like that for (not) playing the cello!!!
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Jokes about white sugar are rare...
Jokes about brown sugar.. Dem are rarer
Jokes about brown sugar.. Dem are rarer
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got me and Mrs PW a water bed a while back
but we had to get rid of it
we were drifting apart
but we had to get rid of it
we were drifting apart