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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 23 Oct 2020, 11:57

Really annoyed by people who set Bonfire night fireworks off in October. Really frightened the cat who shot up the Christmas tree.
I once played against Don Revie.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby yorkfan » 24 Oct 2020, 09:30

Think I'll give Halloween a miss this year ......... after all, I've been chomping sweets and wearing a mask since March.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 24 Oct 2020, 09:47

My family and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop...

I've just taken the lead!
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Re: The funny corner

Postby ChilwellWhite » 27 Oct 2020, 08:13

I used to work in a pop can crushing factory,
I had to quit . It was soda pressing
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 07 Nov 2020, 09:50

Lockdown is looming again. I've just seen a bloke in ASDA buying 6 crates of San Miguel, 30 paellas, 30 chilli con carne and 10 sombreros.
Hispanic buying.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby ChilwellWhite » 07 Nov 2020, 10:26

Just saw a sign "Coffin for sale"

I thought that's the last thing I need
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Re: The funny corner

Postby yorkfan » 07 Nov 2020, 11:52

Southampton, having temporarily gone top of the league, and under advice from Donald Trump, have launched a "Stop The Count" action in The High Court. :lolno:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 09 Nov 2020, 14:29

Gave up my job in bomb disposal as there was too much box ticking involved.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby rigger » 09 Nov 2020, 14:52

johnh wrote:Gave up my job in bomb disposal as there was too much box ticking involved.


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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 09 Nov 2020, 15:05

johnh wrote:Gave up my job in bomb disposal as there was too much box ticking involved.


Have used that one already :D
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