The funny corner

[daib0]

Folks in Huddersfield are living up to their reputation.

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/uk-world ... t-10098272

[SCOTTISH LEEDS]

What's the difference between V.W, and Lance Armstrong?

Nothing. They both cheat at tests.



Tom Cruise is to star in a new film about the V.W, exhaust gas scandal.

Emission Impassable!

[daib0]

[daib0]

Flippin' fa'il'cebook!!

ahem ...

[daib0]

My scouse mate was sending in a loan application today. He said, "I have a good credit history, I think I'll walk it."

"But you're from Liverpool," I said. "You'll never walk a loan."

[johnh]

Scouse lad says to his Granny 'have you seen my pills, they've got LSD on the label? Granny says 'bugger the pills have you seen the dragons in the kitchen.'

[daib0]

[PockWhite]

Interviewer - "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me - "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision......"

[daib0]

Tips for getting out of parking fines



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxcWtCopXpI

[NottinghamWhite]

Apparently there isn't enough crime in my neighbourhood, so guess who'd been asked to go around attacking people in the street?

Yeah, muggins.