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Re: The funny corner

Postby PockWhite » 06 Nov 2017, 20:00

The wife's been having disturbed nights recently.
She keeps dreaming and shouting things like "hobbit!", "Gandalf!" and "Mordor!" through the night. 
 
 
She's been Tolkien in her sleep....
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Re: The funny corner

Postby PockWhite » 06 Nov 2017, 20:01

The Mrs started her menstrual cycle today & she's bet me that I can't go a week without making a joke out of it.
I said "you're on!"
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Re: The funny corner

Postby PockWhite » 06 Nov 2017, 20:02

I bought a bottle of that new aftershave called "Breadcrumbs".
 
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 09 Nov 2017, 17:41

My wife asked me earlier how would I describe her. I said she's my alphabet girl. What do you mean she asked, I replied ABCDEFGHIJK, what do you mean, I replied you're Adotable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous & Hot. Aw thanks but what about IJ & K. I replied I'm Just Kidding.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Sniffer » 09 Nov 2017, 20:52

NottinghamWhite wrote:My wife asked me earlier how would I describe her. I said she's my alphabet girl. What do you mean she asked, I replied ABCDEFGHIJK, what do you mean, I replied you're Adotable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous & Hot. Aw thanks but what about IJ & K. I replied I'm Just Kidding.


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Brilliant. I must tell my girlfriend. Actually, on second thoughts ... :shifty:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 10 Nov 2017, 11:38

NottinghamWhite wrote:My wife asked me earlier how would I describe her. I said she's my alphabet girl. What do you mean she asked, I replied ABCDEFGHIJK, what do you mean, I replied you're Adotable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous & Hot. Aw thanks but what about IJ & K. I replied I'm Just Kidding.


I would have got as far as: Adorable, Beautiful..... and the wife would have butted in and said ' you are just kidding aren't you'.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 14 Nov 2017, 14:56

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Re: The funny corner

Postby mapperleywhite » 19 Nov 2017, 19:52

Breaking news : once he does go Robert Mugabe will return to his native Yorkshire and his name will revert to its original spelling, ie read backwards
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 19 Nov 2017, 20:01

mapperleywhite wrote:Breaking news : once he does go Robert Mugabe will return to his native Yorkshire and his name will revert to its original spelling, ie read backwards


That's "mint" :thumbup:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » Yesterday, 11:00

My wife crashed the car this morning. When the police came she said the guy involved was on his mobile and eating at the time. The police advised her the guy was entitled to do what he wanted in his own conservatory
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