NottinghamWhite wrote:If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance
The funny corner
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Whoever invented the knock knock joke...
Should get a Nobell prize.
Should get a Nobell prize.
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"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."
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daib0 wrote:"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."
Bob Monkhouse.
I once played against Don Revie.
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Married couple having problems went to the Marriage Guidance Counsellor. He had a list of questions for each of them and one question for the husband was 'what is your wife's favourite flower. His answer was 'self-raising'.
I once played against Don Revie.
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After years of medical training a guy was struck off for an indiscretion. The indiscretion was that he slept with a patient. A real shame, as he was a really nice guy and a good Vet.
I once played against Don Revie.
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Just seen Michael J Fox at the garden centre.
Well I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsia.
Well I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsia.