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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 23 Oct 2019, 13:55

My mate was really down in the dumps. Couldn't pay his water rates and had his water cut off. I sent him a get well soon card.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 31 Oct 2019, 17:05

With a group of guys discussing longevity and the question arose 'would you like to know when you will die'? One guy said his Grandfather knew exactly when he would die -
- the judge told him.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 04 Nov 2019, 11:39

It really gets to me when people can’t differentiate between your and you’re

There so thick.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 04 Nov 2019, 11:39

My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the latest Batman film.
Our dates so far can be summarised as follows:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Viduka Hits The Mark » 06 Nov 2019, 11:29

Imo sums up the climate change debate perfectly for me. I do, like i'm sure most of us do our bit when it comes to domestic recycling. But really?

1 expletive word used in the short clip.

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Forrest Gump.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 07 Nov 2019, 20:15

Just thought I'd throw this up again.

The Thrones Murders by Glen Gormley AKA Davycc available at https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1686297025
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 13 Nov 2019, 10:24

Marriage guidance counsellor says to his client, 'your wife says you never buy her flowers.' Guy says 'I never knew she sold flowers'.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby yorkfan » 15 Nov 2019, 12:52

Nicked that! :lol: :lol:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 19 Nov 2019, 19:55

Sad news about Prince Andrews car crash next month.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 25 Nov 2019, 12:39

Really annoyed my wife last week by opening a box of Celebrations and changing all the wrappers round...

She really got her Snickers in a Twix!
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