The funny corner

[ChilwellWhite]

Two old Brummies are in hospital in adjacent beds.
One says to the other, "Have yow come 'ere to die?"
"No," said the other, "I come 'ere yesterday."

[cheffy007]

Been having a sort out of old cookery books and magazines. Came a across a recipe for Neil Diamond’s Favourite smoothie. Swede, carrot, lime.........

[johnh]

I remember in an old second-hand bookshop turning up a real old dusty book entitled : Irish dancing - Volume 2. 'What to do with the hands and arms.'

[NottinghamWhite]

Donald Rump

[Deleted User 3289]

I had to look twice to see if it really was him.

[mapperleywhite]

Donald Rump

Borrowed that. ta

[NottinghamWhite]

I was chatting a bird up and she told me she was a sergeant in the police force. Anyway Tina asked me if I wanted to spend the night at hers which I gladly accepted. The next morning she offered me eggs, bacon, beans and sausages. I said to her, "Don't fry for me sergeant Tina!"

[johnh]

A Priest, a Rabbit and a Minister go into a bar. The barman asks the rabbit what he wants. 'I don't know' says the rabbit, 'I'm only here because of autocorrect.

[Wigan White]

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/ ... es-2868107

This is brilliant from Kinnear about Kiich.

[NottinghamWhite]

My wife says she's leaving me because I always talk like a newsreader.

More on that story later....