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The wife’s asked if she could have a bit of peace and quiet while she cooks the breakfast.

So I’ve taken the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
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yorkfan wrote:The wife’s asked if she could have a bit of peace and quiet while she cooks the breakfast.

So I’ve taken the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
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One from the world of publishing ................. Yorkshire proofreaders - fighting the war on t’error.
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Most people have heard of Karl Marx but no one ever mentions his sister Onya who invented the starting pistol.
I once played against Don Revie.
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What do you call a Magician who can’t do magic tricks anymore?

Ian!
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The Grief Counsellor was so good at his job that when he died, no one went to his funeral.
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A plumber asked me for the time, I said its between 8 am and 5.30 pm.
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If a door key opens a door and a house key opens a house. What key opens a banana?
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