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Re: The funny corner

Postby Selby White » 14 Jan 2021, 20:48

yorkfan wrote:Image


I blame The Stranglers.


Was a question on pop master this morning was that song.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby BrighouseWhite » 18 Jan 2021, 10:15

Don't know if this is from Saturday's program

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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 18 Jan 2021, 12:50

Just had a text message from a mate of mine. He’s caught Covid-19 off his cat. Don’t ask me-ow.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 19 Jan 2021, 12:44

Hadn't realised the problem of calling our new dog 'Shark' until I took him to the beach.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Wigan White » 19 Jan 2021, 15:56

johnh wrote:Hadn't realised the problem of calling our new dog 'Shark' until I took him to the beach.


Fantastic. :lol:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Wigan White » 19 Jan 2021, 18:46

Sheffield United have moved all their home games from Bramall Lane to the Crucible Theatre due to the fact that they now need snookers.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 21 Jan 2021, 16:43

Paddy goes in the pub. 'Mick' he shouts someone just stole your car. 'Did you see who it was' says Mick. 'No' says Paddy, 'but I got the registration'.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 21 Jan 2021, 21:33

Just found the image of Jesus in a tub of margarine - can't believe its not Buddha.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 25 Jan 2021, 13:54

Wife to husband who is sat in the armchair reading the paper. 'I have hoovered up, cleaned the windows, done the ironing and now am having to make your dinner. Do you know what that says about you?' Husband says 'I'm patient'?
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Re: The funny corner

Postby ChilwellWhite » 26 Jan 2021, 20:50

Met a girl the other night. I said, "I'm gonna make love to you in my lounge, bedroom, kitchen, and the hallway!"
She said, "It's nice to pull a bloke with your kind of stamina!"
She was gutted when I took her back to my caravan!
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