The funny corner
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Heavy banging at my front door at 3.00am this morning. Lucky I was up practising my drums.
I once played against Don Revie.
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I tried catching fog this morning.
Mist.
Mist.
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Mathematicians ................. Get your kicks on 8.124038.
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yorkfan wrote:Mathematicians ................. Get your kicks on 8.124038.
I'm sure I posted it before, but that reminded me of one of my favourite geek jokes. Admittedly, it's very old, so apologies in advance for any repetition...
Einstein, Pascal and Newton decide to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton takes a piece of chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims.
He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No you didn't, you found 1 Newton per metre squared - you found Pascal."
"An astonishing number of people despise Leeds United or what Leeds United stand for. But this club was never made for them." - Phil Hay
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I bought a wig online for a couple of quid.
It was a small price to pay.
It was a small price to pay.
I once played against Don Revie.
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The Devon & Cornwall Music Festival has been cancelled.
Not due to covid.
They couldn't decide who to put on first - The Jam or Cream!!
Not due to covid.
They couldn't decide who to put on first - The Jam or Cream!!
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Borrowed that, thank you WWWigan White wrote:The Devon & Cornwall Music Festival has been cancelled.
Not due to covid.
They couldn't decide who to put on first - The Jam or Cream!!
Might have to take an interest in the Premier League now....
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I was told by a work colleague to have a bet on a horse called Landfill as it was a dead cert for a win.
It trailed in last, I should have known it was a rubbish tip
It trailed in last, I should have known it was a rubbish tip
There's light at the end of the tunnel and the future's looking very bright indeed.
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Lad died in a drowning accident. At his funeral, his mates bought him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. - It is what he would have wanted.
I once played against Don Revie.
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Times New Roman and Helvetica walked into a bar.
"Get out!" shouts the barman "We don't serve your type in here!"
Yesterday I saw a fella spill his scrabble letters all over the road. I asked him "What's the word on the street?"
"Get out!" shouts the barman "We don't serve your type in here!"
Yesterday I saw a fella spill his scrabble letters all over the road. I asked him "What's the word on the street?"
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