The funny corner

[NottinghamWhite]

There are 3 unwritten rules in life.

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[NottinghamWhite]

Put all my dogging equipment for sale on eBay yesterday. No bids yet but there's 14 people watching.

[Deleted User 728]

Naughty

[NottinghamWhite]

I've just been asked what's the difference between ignorance & apathy ?
My response was I didn't know & didn't care

[NottinghamWhite]

I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.

[NottinghamWhite]

I burnt my Hawaiin pizza last night. I should have put it on aloha setting.

[Birdbrain]

I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.

I've just been on a round-the-world holiday. Next year I'm going somewhere different.

[Birdbrain]

Joke of the year 1984 :-
Mickey Mouse is in court wanting a divorce from Minnie.
The judge looks down at Mickey and says '' I can't grant you a divorce just because she has big teeth. ''
Mickey says '' I didn't say she had big teeth. I said she was f***ing Goofy . ''

[Davycc]

One for the guys here suffering

[daib0]