The funny corner

The place to discuss anything that isn't football or LUFC
Davycc
LUFCTALK Moderator
Posts: 15076
Joined: 03 Aug 2011, 18:09
Location: Location Location

Re: The funny corner

Post by Davycc »

My wife once informed me...
"Sex is better on holiday"
That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive.
All at Amazon Books

The Funny Corner
When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
The Thrones Murders
User avatar
daib0
Dick Ray's Talent Spotter
Posts: 1847
Joined: 20 Nov 2011, 19:04
Location: Spain-England
Contact:

Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 »

Looks like Bayern are ready for the season....


Image
A friendly Reading FC fan! He is a moderator here: http://www.extremefootballforum.com/forum
Davycc
LUFCTALK Moderator
Posts: 15076
Joined: 03 Aug 2011, 18:09
Location: Location Location

Re: The funny corner

Post by Davycc »

Image
All at Amazon Books

The Funny Corner
When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
The Thrones Murders
Davycc
LUFCTALK Moderator
Posts: 15076
Joined: 03 Aug 2011, 18:09
Location: Location Location

Re: The funny corner

Post by Davycc »

May have been posted before, if so apologies
All at Amazon Books

The Funny Corner
When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
The Thrones Murders
User avatar
ChilwellWhite
Howard Wilkinson's military attaché
Posts: 4868
Joined: 29 Dec 2014, 18:12

Re: The funny corner

Post by ChilwellWhite »

Why not put Brendan Rodgers in charge of Brexit ?
He managed to get Celtic out of Europe in just 180 minutes.
Davycc
LUFCTALK Moderator
Posts: 15076
Joined: 03 Aug 2011, 18:09
Location: Location Location

Re: The funny corner

Post by Davycc »

Dogs can't operate MRI machines but

CATSCAN
All at Amazon Books

The Funny Corner
When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
The Thrones Murders
User avatar
daib0
Dick Ray's Talent Spotter
Posts: 1847
Joined: 20 Nov 2011, 19:04
Location: Spain-England
Contact:

Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 »

My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities.

I said, "That's great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity"...
A friendly Reading FC fan! He is a moderator here: http://www.extremefootballforum.com/forum
User avatar
cheffy007
Jimmy Armfield's cardigan knitter
Posts: 1308
Joined: 01 Jan 2012, 20:49
Location: Too far south of God's own Country

Re: The funny corner

Post by cheffy007 »

Jose Mourinho goes into a travel agents to book a short break. “Where do you recommend?” He asks, “you can’t beat Brighton at this time of the year” came the reply.
For homemade pickles, chutneys and tomato ketchup, go to www.stuckinapickle.co.uk
User avatar
NottinghamWhite
LUFCTALK Admin
Posts: 31307
Joined: 11 Nov 2009, 10:10

Re: The funny corner

Post by NottinghamWhite »

Imagine The Titanic with a lisp
It's unthinkable
Winner of the Europa League
User avatar
NottinghamWhite
LUFCTALK Admin
Posts: 31307
Joined: 11 Nov 2009, 10:10

Re: The funny corner

Post by NottinghamWhite »

If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance
Winner of the Europa League
Post Reply