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NottinghamWhite wrote:Germany is now advising people to stock up on sausages and cheese. It is called the Wurst Käse Scenario.
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I'm giving up drinking for a month.

Sorry, bad punctuation.

I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
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You know when you've just had a crap and the toilet roll has run out. You make that shuffling walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another. Well they haven't got any in Tesco, does anyone want anything else while I'm here?
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johnh wrote:You know when you've just had a crap and the toilet roll has run out. You make that shuffling walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another. Well they haven't got any in Tesco, does anyone want anything else while I'm here?
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Wet Wet Wet singer Marti Pellow diagnosed with arthritis.

He told reporters “I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes”
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I've washed my hands that much, I've just uncovered a nightclub stamp from 20 years ago!
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Just heard that there will be a round of applause for courier and delivery drivers. It will be sometime between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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Apparently the cartoon above was rejected by, I think, the NY Times as being too risqué.
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