The wife’s asked if she could have a bit of peace and quiet while she cooks the breakfast.
So I’ve taken the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
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yorkfan wrote:The wife’s asked if she could have a bit of peace and quiet while she cooks the breakfast.
So I’ve taken the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.
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