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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!

“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.

“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.

“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
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yorkfan wrote:Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!

“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.

“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.

“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
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Don't give in so quickly, NW, just larf when the penny drops.
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yorkfan wrote:Don't give in so quickly, NW, just larf when the penny drops.
I'll admit it took a minute, but I love it :D
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NottinghamWhite wrote:
yorkfan wrote:Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!

“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.

“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.

“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
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Davycc wrote:
NottinghamWhite wrote:
yorkfan wrote:Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!

“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.

“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.

“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
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Just got it :D :clap: :clap:
Nope & I do the Telegraph crossword cryptic everyday but don’t understand that at all :roll:
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NottinghamWhite wrote:
Davycc wrote:
NottinghamWhite wrote:
yorkfan wrote:Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!

“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.

“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.

“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
Image
Just got it :D :clap: :clap:
Nope & I do the Telegraph crossword cryptic everyday but don’t understand that at all :roll:
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I'll be back to you after the match .............. :mrgreen:
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I remember the old days......

When "Snap, Crackle and Pop" where sounds from my cerials, and not my body.
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I'm in dispute with Sky at the minute as they're trying to charge me for my satellite dish.

I'm sure they told me it would be on the house.
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