The funny corner

[PockWhite]

The only thing Flat Earther's have to fear is sphere itself...

[PockWhite]

I've applied for a job at the Citroen Factory.
 
 
Bit of a strange process though, I had to send in 2CVs.

[Deleted User 728]

There was a fat woman at the bus stop today.

I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not pregnant you rude *****!"

I said, "I meant the bus!"

[Deleted User 728]

Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel. This will be for the Christmas Period only.

[NottinghamWhite]

I was working in Tesco's last night when I bumped into a lady I have just started dating. I was rearranging the washing powder in aisle 7 at the time and she came over to me and said " you liar, you told me you were a stunt pilot "

I said no, I told you I worked for The Ariel Display Team....

[Deleted User 728]

I was working in Tesco's last night when I bumped into a lady I have just started dating. I was rearranging the washing powder in aisle 7 at the time and she came over to me and said " you liar, you told me you were a stunt pilot "

I said no, I told you I worked for The Ariel Display Team....

[daib0]

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
Person. Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.

I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2
Complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
Job Bcuz of my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely.

Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,



Peggy May McBiggins



PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.




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Dear Peggy May:

Start on Monday.

[mapperleywhite]

[Deleted User 728]

Perfect. I'm nicking that one, mate

[mapperleywhite]

SANTA IS A YORKSHIREMAN

Santa is a Yorkshireman
Of this I'm fairly sure
I heard him tiptoe in my room
At roughly Ten to four
"I 'ope tha's fast asleep" he said
"Or tha'll get nowt my lad"
He smelled of Hi Karate
(Must av pinched it from my dad)
Just down stairs I'd left a treat
Santa loves a beer
He loves pork pies and single malt
That was Dad's idea
When I woke next morning
I ran down stairs to see
If Santa had been kind enough
To leave gifts under t'tree
He got our mam a Nightie
And a pair of china pigs
Our dad got socks and undies
And 200 park lane cigs
My sister got a Barbie
Sat on a plastic horse
A One Direction annual
Which she loved of course
When I unwrapped my parcels
My Yorkshire heart did sing
Each gift that Santa gave me
A truly wondrous thing
A flat cap for my noggin
A vest of finest string
The ferret keepers handbook
Each gift fit for a king
So thank you Santa thank you
You surely are a tyke
But can you please remember
Next year I'd like a bike