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cheffy007 wrote:Breaking News. Cornwall has been plunged into Tier 5. Apparently a load of pirates have arrived back in Penzance and the Arr rate has skyrocketed.
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johnh wrote:
BrighouseWhite wrote:
cheffy007 wrote:Breaking News. Cornwall has been plunged into Tier 5. Apparently a load of pirates have arrived back in Penzance and the Arr rate has skyrocketed.
Nicked this one :lol: :clap:
Yes, I did too. :thumbup:
It's a booty :lol:
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If they could find a way of delivering the Covid vaccine in beer, they could open the pubs and everyone would be done by Thursday next week.
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The Government have confirmed that only elite sport can continue during lockdown.

This gives Sheffield United two months to prepare for their next game.
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Bleedin virus! The dog has just asked me if I want the radio left on when he goes out!!!!!
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Wigan White wrote:The Government have confirmed that only elite sport can continue during lockdown.

This gives Sheffield United two months to prepare for their next game.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol:
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When I turned 50 I was overweight, out of shape and thought I would never be the sort of person who could ever run a marathon.

Now just 5 years later I have realised that my observation skills are spot on.
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Jack Grealish has picked up more points than Sheffield Utd.
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I blame The Stranglers.
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Blind guy takes up free fall parachuting. His mate asks him 'how do you know when you're getting near the ground?' He said 'the lead goes slack'.
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