Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!
“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.
“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.
“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
The funny corner
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yorkfan wrote:Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!
“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.
“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.
“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
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Don't give in so quickly, NW, just larf when the penny drops.
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I'll admit it took a minute, but I love ityorkfan wrote:Don't give in so quickly, NW, just larf when the penny drops.
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Just got itNottinghamWhite wrote:yorkfan wrote:Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!
“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.
“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.
“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
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Nope & I do the Telegraph crossword cryptic everyday but don’t understand that at allDavycc wrote:Just got itNottinghamWhite wrote:yorkfan wrote:Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!
“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.
“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.
“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
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What's Arnie's favourite catchphrase?NottinghamWhite wrote:Nope & I do the Telegraph crossword cryptic everyday but don’t understand that at allDavycc wrote:Just got itNottinghamWhite wrote:yorkfan wrote:Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in their new Hollywood blockbuster The Great Composers!
“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.
“I gotta be Mozart,” added Willis.
“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…................
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I'll be back to you after the match ..............
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I remember the old days......
When "Snap, Crackle and Pop" where sounds from my cerials, and not my body.
When "Snap, Crackle and Pop" where sounds from my cerials, and not my body.
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I'm in dispute with Sky at the minute as they're trying to charge me for my satellite dish.
I'm sure they told me it would be on the house.
I'm sure they told me it would be on the house.
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