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daib0 wrote:Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living"
horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach", then he asks "did you win anything"
horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything", so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies "thats me when I played for Juventus”.

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NottinghamWhite wrote:
daib0 wrote:Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living"
horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach", then he asks "did you win anything"
horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything", so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies "thats me when I played for Juventus”.

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Great comment in today's Guardian under the Heck article :
"Luke Ayling"... no surprise he's sidelined. Sounds injury-prone. Or am I being excessively nominative-deterministic?
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Bit 'high falutin' for a tabloid rag that. :D
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johnh wrote:Bit 'high falutin' for a tabloid rag that. :D
I assume that anything other than The Daily Telegraph is a tabloid, John ?? :D
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If ever you feel your job is meaningless, just remember...
Its someone's job to fit indicators at BMW


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Patrick is arrested and charged for beating his wife

The Judge asks “Why do you keep beating her”

Patrick replies “I think it’s my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork”
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rigger wrote:Great comment in today's Guardian under the Heck article :
"Luke Ayling"... no surprise he's sidelined. Sounds injury-prone. Or am I being excessively nominative-deterministic?
Thank goodness Google is my friend :oops:
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ChilwellWhite wrote:
rigger wrote:Great comment in today's Guardian under the Heck article :
"Luke Ayling"... no surprise he's sidelined. Sounds injury-prone. Or am I being excessively nominative-deterministic?
Thank goodness Google is my friend :oops:

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A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: …
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)
Okay, okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter
(robot slaps the son again!)
Okay Alright, I was watching porno.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porno is!
(robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)
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