The funny corner
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Re: The funny corner
Don't forget to join the applause to honour our Hermes and Amazon delivery drivers tomorrow.
It will be held at some time between 8am and 6pm.
It will be held at some time between 8am and 6pm.
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Police raided a house where a Botox party was being held. Apparently, all the clients looked surprised.
I once played against Don Revie.
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What's the similarity between light beer and taking a ride in a small boat?
Too close to water.
Too close to water.
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My uncle used to say 'In Theatre, always leave them wanting more'. He had a dicey reputation as an anaesthetist.
I once played against Don Revie.
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Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.
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Going to yet another funeral. Drove into the cemetery and the Satnav blurted out 'you have reached your destination'.
I once played against Don Revie.
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The fella who presses the crowd cheering button at Anfield when Liverpool score, has just been furloughed.
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Karl Marx is a historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
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Guy was going to the shops. His wife said 'get a carton of milk and if they've got jacket potato's, get six. He came back with 6 cartons of milk. 'Why have you bought 6 carton of milk' she said. 'They had jacket potato's' he said.
I once played against Don Revie.