The funny corner

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Don't forget to join the applause to honour our Hermes and Amazon delivery drivers tomorrow.

It will be held at some time between 8am and 6pm.
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Police raided a house where a Botox party was being held. Apparently, all the clients looked surprised.
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What's the similarity between light beer and taking a ride in a small boat?

Too close to water.
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My uncle used to say 'In Theatre, always leave them wanting more'. He had a dicey reputation as an anaesthetist.
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Going to yet another funeral. Drove into the cemetery and the Satnav blurted out 'you have reached your destination'.
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The fella who presses the crowd cheering button at Anfield when Liverpool score, has just been furloughed.
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Karl Marx is a historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
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Guy was going to the shops. His wife said 'get a carton of milk and if they've got jacket potato's, get six. He came back with 6 cartons of milk. 'Why have you bought 6 carton of milk' she said. 'They had jacket potato's' he said.
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