The funny corner

[NottinghamWhite]

Ive just put a wooden desk & a blackboard in my living room. It looks really classy now.

[Deleted User 728]

[Deleted User 728]

Really glad that my German team, Hamburger SV, have appointed someone I can truly admire :

[daib0]

Really glad that my German team, Hamburger SV, have appointed someone I can truly admire :

[NottinghamWhite]

My wife's just told me she's leaving me because of my poker addiction...
I think she's bluffing

[PockWhite]

A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I get ya?"
"Pop" goes the weasel.

[90 miles a hour]

Jose mourinho and Jack Charlton are sat in a bar having a beer
Jose asks Jack
How do you think my current side would do against. The great Leeds side of the 70s
Jack thinks for a minute then says it would be very close and it would probably be a DRAW
Jose is happy with the answer and gets up leave with a big smile on his face
The Jack's says mind you we haven't trained for 40 years

[Selby White]

Jose mourinho and Jack Charlton are sat in a bar having a beer
Jose asks Jack
How do you think my current side would do against. The great Leeds side of the 70s
Jack thinks for a minute then says it would be very close and it would probably be a DRAW
Jose is happy with the answer and gets up leave with a big smile on his face
The Jack's says mind you we haven't trained for 40 years

Excellent

[NottinghamWhite]

Was in a pub in Nottingham yesterday when a mutual friend introduced me to an owl called Anthony. " pleased to meet you Anthony " I said " call me Tawny " he said.

[PockWhite]

My best mate and I opened a shared bank account for buying weed. It'll be our joint account.