The funny corner

[Wigan White]

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?


One's very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

[NottinghamWhite]

If two vegans have an argument is it still called a 'beef'?
Or is it a quornfrontation ?

[ChilwellWhite]

A man who lost his ears in a freak accident has had a groundbreaking operation of having two pigs ear grafted on in place.
A hospital spokesperson said, "The operation was a success and the man can hear, though he's experiencing a lot of crackling!"

[johnh]

Got stopped by a policeman who uttered the fateful words. 'Blow into this bag sir'. I was puzzled as I was out for my walk. 'Why' I asked, ' because me chips are hot' he said.

[ChilwellWhite]

My neighbour's little lad got a bike for Christmas and he seems to have a tiny Edam cheese strapped to its handlebars…
Think it must be his baby bell!

[NottinghamWhite]

My new years resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants...

Roll on 2022!

[NottinghamWhite]

One of my New Year resolutions for 2022 is to get inside a tyre and roll down a hill every day...

It's going to be a good year!

[ChilwellWhite]

[Wigan White]

Novak Djokovic is the only player to be knocked out of a major tennis tournament through missing only 2 shots

[aroundworld]

Ahaha. I was really surprised when I found out that in our local store on Christmas, packing paper was handed out for free ... a strange promotion