The funny corner

[yorkfan]

It seems that birthdays are good for your health.

Extensive studies, costing millions, have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.

[yorkfan]

It’s been a funny old day, so far.

First I found a hat full of money.

Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar…....

[NottinghamWhite]

Man walks into a dentist & says “I think I’m a moth”.

Dentist says “You need a doctor not a dentist”.

He says “I know but your light was on”

[yorkfan]

All medieval castles had one major defensive weakness.

The enemy used to get in through the gift shop.

Sorry!

[johnh]

The Climate Change lobby are demanding an immediate ban on all cars. They say it is the only way of stopping the spread of the car owner virus.

[NottinghamWhite]

[Deleted User 728]

Ironically enough, the Blue Jays stadium has private boxes on the very top tier which are more like suites, with beds in them that directly overlook the pitch should you feel the need to get in on the action while .. er .. you get the picture

[psquithy]

Ironically enough, the Blue Jays stadium has private boxes on the very top tier which are more like suites, with beds in them that directly overlook the pitch should you feel the need to get in on the action while .. er .. you get the picture

Or have a kip

[yorkfan]

I’ve been terribly depressed ever since I did that bungee jump, and the cord snapped.

It’s just something that you never bounce back from.

[yorkfan]

I went for a vasectomy yesterday because I didn’t want to have kids anymore.

It was unsuccessful though.

When I got home, they were still there.