Well, I joined the gym about 6 months ago and I've seen absolutely no improvement.
I'm going to go down in person tomorrow to see what the hell is going on.
The funny corner
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Wigan White
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Wigan White wrote:Well, I joined the gym about 6 months ago and I've seen absolutely no improvement.
I'm going to go down in person tomorrow to see what the hell is going on.
Yeah, I once joined and then found out that you've got to go.I once played against Don Revie.
Re: The funny corner
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
“How many children?”, asks the council worker.
“10” replies the Essex girl.
“10???” says the council worker, “What are their names?”
“Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne”.
“Doesn’t that get confusing?”
“Naah…” says the Essex girl, “It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout "Waayne, yer dinner's ready" or "Waayne go to bed right now", and they all do it”.
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed council worker.
“Thats easy,” says the Essex girl, “I just use their surnames”.
“How many children?”, asks the council worker.
“10” replies the Essex girl.
“10???” says the council worker, “What are their names?”
“Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne”.
“Doesn’t that get confusing?”
“Naah…” says the Essex girl, “It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout "Waayne, yer dinner's ready" or "Waayne go to bed right now", and they all do it”.
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed council worker.
“Thats easy,” says the Essex girl, “I just use their surnames”.
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Oi, what's wrong with the name Wayne that it's stuck in an Essex joke... 
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Re: The funny corner
Just booked a table for Valentine's night. It'll be the first time her indoors has played snooker.
I once played against Don Revie.
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johnh wrote:Just booked a table for Valentine's night. It'll be the first time her indoors has played snooker.
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johnh wrote:Just booked a table for Valentine's night. It'll be the first time her indoors has played snooker.
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.
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Little Johnny: "Mum I want to be a Millwall season ticket holder when I grow up." Mum: "Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both."
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.
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Now that's a jokeSelby White wrote:Little Johnny: "Mum I want to be a Millwall season ticket holder when I grow up." Mum: "Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both."
