The funny corner

[Davycc]

I don't really like these new £1 coins, mind you I never did like change....

[Davycc]

I wasn't very close to my gran when she died,



good job really she was hit by a bus.

[cheffy007]

I was in my local bakers this morning and asked the baker why all of his cakes were priced at 50p but there was one in the display cabinet that was £1. He told me it was Madeira cake.

[18longleeds]

Statistically 29% of pet owners sleep with their pets in bed with them. Tried it last night with my goldfish, the bugger died.

[One Eyed Thompson]

I was in my local bakers this morning and asked the baker why all of his cakes were priced at 50p but there was one in the display cabinet that was £1. He told me it was Madeira cake.

Took me a while to get that! (shared applause with NW seeing as he posted it first)

[daib0]

I said to the baker..
"How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's £1"
He said..." that's Madeira cake"

[Sniffer]

As we're all getting in on this one:

I said to the baker..
"How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's £1"
He said..." It's exactly the same as the others but if I call it artisan the hipsters will pay twice the price."

[kk white]

If this is the level, then here goes...

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way!

[daib0]

Police have confirmed a man has been arrested in Burnley after falling into a combine harvester whilst trying to steal it.

He is due to be bailed tomorrow...

[Wigan White]

Green peace are protesting at Elland Road today as in the past few weeks Leeds United have got rid of a Wood and destroyed a Forest