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[Deleted User 3289]

If you know any lonely people who have no friends and will be spending Christmas alone, can you let me know as I need to borrow some chairs.

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I will be spending Christmas alone....But i only have 1 chair?

[johnh]

If you know any lonely people who have no friends and will be spending Christmas alone, can you let me know as I need to borrow some chairs.

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(My excuse)

I will be spending Christmas alone....But i only have 1 chair?

One chair will help out.

[Deleted User 3289]

[NottinghamWhite]

I typed "Missing medieval servant" into Google and it came up with "Page not found"

[NottinghamWhite]

It was 12 years ago today that my mate James came running out of the room shouting “ it’s a boy, it’s a boy “ with tears streaming down his face. We never went back to Thailand after that.

[NottinghamWhite]

Went to a strange christening yesterday.

Instead of holy water the priest poured four cans of lager on the child’s head.

Apparently the baby had been Fostered

[Davycc]

[Davycc]

Went to a strange christening yesterday.

Instead of holy water the priest poured four cans of lager on the child’s head.

Apparently the baby had been Fostered

[ChilwellWhite]

Went to a strange christening yesterday.

Instead of holy water the priest poured four cans of lager on the child’s head.

Apparently the baby had been Fostered

Stolen

[johnh]

Walking down the street I passed a bloke sitting on the pavement with a sign 'Falkland's veteran'. I gave him a tenner and he said 'Gracias senor'.