The funny corner
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I don't really like these new £1 coins, mind you I never did like change....
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I wasn't very close to my gran when she died,
good job really she was hit by a bus.
good job really she was hit by a bus.
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I was in my local bakers this morning and asked the baker why all of his cakes were priced at 50p but there was one in the display cabinet that was £1. He told me it was Madeira cake.
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Statistically 29% of pet owners sleep with their pets in bed with them. Tried it last night with my goldfish, the bugger died.
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Took me a while to get that! (shared applause with NW seeing as he posted it first)cheffy007 wrote:I was in my local bakers this morning and asked the baker why all of his cakes were priced at 50p but there was one in the display cabinet that was £1. He told me it was Madeira cake.
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I said to the baker..
"How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's £1"
He said..." that's Madeira cake"
"How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's £1"
He said..." that's Madeira cake"
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As we're all getting in on this one:
I said to the baker..
"How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's £1"
He said..." It's exactly the same as the others but if I call it artisan the hipsters will pay twice the price."
I said to the baker..
"How come all your cakes are 50p and that one's £1"
He said..." It's exactly the same as the others but if I call it artisan the hipsters will pay twice the price."
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If this is the level, then here goes...
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How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way!
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way!
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Police have confirmed a man has been arrested in Burnley after falling into a combine harvester whilst trying to steal it.
He is due to be bailed tomorrow...
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Green peace are protesting at Elland Road today as in the past few weeks Leeds United have got rid of a Wood and destroyed a Forest