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[hashtagleedsunited]

Just saw this...

Stanley Johnson applies in writing for French citizenship

Wish he'd known about French letters 56 years ago

[hashtagleedsunited]

Daughter floods of tears, didn't want to return to school.

Doesn't like the children,wants to stay at home.......

I said, you've got to go back..... you are the teacher!

[NottinghamWhite]

[Wigan White]

Swimming pools to reopen from 4th July, however due to the need for social distancing there will be no water in lanes 2, 4 and 6.

[Selby White]

Swimming pools to reopen from 4th July, however due to the need for social distancing there will be no water in lanes 2, 4 and 6.

Joking aside Mrs SW likes to go swimming at the local leisure centre and looked on the website.

Apparently you have to book in advance then shower at home before you go (not sure how they police that one), then travel there in your swimming costume.
No mention about what you wear to get home.

[Davycc]

On the swimming pool topic. That old myth about the water turning green when you pee in it. Many years ago a mate slipped some green food colouring into the local pool in an eye dropper. When he swam past someone he dropped a few drops out. I must admit from the viewing gallery it was hysterical watching the reaction. He ended up getting banned as his hand was covered in it. Shouldn't laugh really.

[Selby White]

Last time I had a Pee in the local swimming pool the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in

[Wigan White]

Swimming pools to reopen from 4th July, however due to the need for social distancing there will be no water in lanes 2, 4 and 6.

Joking aside Mrs SW likes to go swimming at the local leisure centre and looked on the website.

Apparently you have to book in advance then shower at home before you go (not sure how they police that one), then travel there in your swimming costume.
No mention about what you wear to get home.

Mrs WW went swimming about 3 times a week and can't wait for the local swimming pool to be opened again.

[NottinghamWhite]

[yorkfan]

I took my son out for his first drink yesterday.

Bought him a Carlsberg, which he didn’t like, so I drank it.

Then I bought him a Guinness, which he didn’t like, so I drank it.

Next, I tried him with a pint of Adnam’s, which he didn’t like either, so I drank it.

By the time we got the Scotch, I could hardly push the pram.