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Wigan White
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Re: The funny corner

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I was sat outside with my pet ants, Bob and Dylan, when a gust of wind blew them away.

I was devastated.

Why?

"The ants are my friends and they're blowing in the wind..."

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Re: The funny corner

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The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.
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A lorry carrying a large load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and shed its load. Witnesses were said to be stunned, startled, aghast, taken-aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded.
I once played against Don Revie.
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Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic
I once played against Don Revie.
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Charles Dickens serialised 'A Tale of Two Cities' in newspapers.
It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times

I asked Bonnie Tyler out for a coffee. I said 'Starbucks'. She said 'no'. I said 'Costa" she said 'you must be joking boyo'.
I think she was holding out for a Nero
There's light at the end of the tunnel and the future's looking very bright indeed.
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johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic
:problem:

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.
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rigger wrote:
johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic
:problem:

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.
Numb er
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When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
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Davycc wrote:
rigger wrote:
johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic
:problem:

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.
Numb er

Jesus.
:eh:
Sometimes I'm glad when my brain can't process something like that ..
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johnh
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rigger wrote:
johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic
:problem:

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.
Rigg's, pinched this from an Everton website. I went through what you went through so thought I'd give you the same chance. :lol:
I once played against Don Revie.
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My stupid brain got it right away lol
All at Amazon Books

The Funny Corner
When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
The Thrones Murders
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