The funny corner
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Ive just put a wooden desk & a blackboard in my living room. It looks really classy now.
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Really glad that my German team, Hamburger SV, have appointed someone I can truly admire :
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rigger wrote:Really glad that my German team, Hamburger SV, have appointed someone I can truly admire :
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My wife's just told me she's leaving me because of my poker addiction...
I think she's bluffing
I think she's bluffing
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I get ya?"
"Pop" goes the weasel.
The bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I get ya?"
"Pop" goes the weasel.
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Jose mourinho and Jack Charlton are sat in a bar having a beer
Jose asks Jack
How do you think my current side would do against. The great Leeds side of the 70s
Jack thinks for a minute then says it would be very close and it would probably be a DRAW
Jose is happy with the answer and gets up leave with a big smile on his face
The Jack's says mind you we haven't trained for 40 years
Jose asks Jack
How do you think my current side would do against. The great Leeds side of the 70s
Jack thinks for a minute then says it would be very close and it would probably be a DRAW
Jose is happy with the answer and gets up leave with a big smile on his face
The Jack's says mind you we haven't trained for 40 years
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Excellent90 miles a hour wrote:Jose mourinho and Jack Charlton are sat in a bar having a beer
Jose asks Jack
How do you think my current side would do against. The great Leeds side of the 70s
Jack thinks for a minute then says it would be very close and it would probably be a DRAW
Jose is happy with the answer and gets up leave with a big smile on his face
The Jack's says mind you we haven't trained for 40 years
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Was in a pub in Nottingham yesterday when a mutual friend introduced me to an owl called Anthony. " pleased to meet you Anthony " I said " call me Tawny " he said.
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My best mate and I opened a shared bank account for buying weed. It'll be our joint account.