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Woman up in court for shoplifting for about the 20th time. Judge, who knew her well, sighed and asked her what she had stolen. 'A tin of peaches mi-lord'. 'How many peaches?' 'Four mi-lord'. 'Well', said the judge, 'I'm going to send you to prison for four months for each peach you stole, that's 16 months.' Her husband in the gallery shouted 'she stole a tin of peas as well'.
I once played against Don Revie.
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Phoned the butcher, 'do you deliver' 'No' he said, 'I've only got chicken, bacon, and mince.'
I once played against Don Revie.
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A clergyman in the USA is believed to be the first man to die as a result of following President Trump’s ill advised comments about injecting disinfectant.
His wife has been arrested and charged with causing a bleach of the priest, and domestos abuse!
His wife has been arrested and charged with causing a bleach of the priest, and domestos abuse!
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As a child I was subjected to cruel experiments where animal parts were grafted on to my body.
If I ever catch that scientist I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
If I ever catch that scientist I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
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When Ken Dodd was charged with tax evasion he brought in a couple of extra Diddy Men. Diddy Pay and Diddy Chuff.
Taxi..
Taxi..
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I asked my son if he knows what a crustacean is. He said isn't that what Mr Patel was after the steamroller incident ?
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BREAKING NEWS...
The inventor of predictive text was injured in a traffic accident...
He's been bacon by ambience to the horse piddle.
The inventor of predictive text was injured in a traffic accident...
He's been bacon by ambience to the horse piddle.
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Made me laugh that one NW.NottinghamWhite wrote:https://twitter.com/pbarca1/status/1256 ... 74080?s=21
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