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Re: The funny corner

Postby PockWhite » 02 Nov 2017, 21:35

Did you hear about the explosion at the Cheese Factory?

Apparently there was de brie everywhere!
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Re: The funny corner

Postby daib0 » 02 Nov 2017, 22:09

:clap:
PockWhite wrote:Q. Which is the most musical fish?
 
A. The piano tuna.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 03 Nov 2017, 11:17

Chinese takeaway - £9
Delivery charge - £1
Realising the idiots have forgotten one of your dishes - Rice-less
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 03 Nov 2017, 11:31

Just got myself a new dog the only problem is he will only take commands in Spanish.

He's Espanyol
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 03 Nov 2017, 11:45

There's a new TV show on tonight it's all about origami.

Its paper view


I found a wallet today & as a good Christian I thought...
What would Jesus do ?
So I turned it into wine.

After my wife died I couldn't even look at another woman for over 10 years.
But now I'm out of jail I can honestly say it was worth it
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Re: The funny corner

Postby ChilwellWhite » 03 Nov 2017, 12:00

NottinghamWhite wrote:Just got myself a new dog the only problem is he will only take commands in Spanish.

He's Espanyol


:lol:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 03 Nov 2017, 13:46

Father: Question everything lad.

Son: Why?

Father: Just bloody do it, OK?
If you think you will succeed, or think you will fail, you will usually be right.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby daib0 » 03 Nov 2017, 14:43

I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am...
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Re: The funny corner

Postby daib0 » 03 Nov 2017, 14:43

was fired from the keyboard factory today.

Apparently I wasn’t putting in enough shifts...
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Re: The funny corner

Postby daib0 » 03 Nov 2017, 22:14

Men Jokes - Making a change from blonde jokes!



'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.


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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
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