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Did you hear about the explosion at the Cheese Factory?

Apparently there was de brie everywhere!

PockWhite wrote:Q. Which is the most musical fish?
 
A. The piano tuna.

Chinese takeaway - £9
Delivery charge - £1
Realising the idiots have forgotten one of your dishes - Rice-less

Just got myself a new dog the only problem is he will only take commands in Spanish.

He's Espanyol

There's a new TV show on tonight it's all about origami.

Its paper view


I found a wallet today & as a good Christian I thought...
What would Jesus do ?
So I turned it into wine.

After my wife died I couldn't even look at another woman for over 10 years.
But now I'm out of jail I can honestly say it was worth it

NottinghamWhite wrote:Just got myself a new dog the only problem is he will only take commands in Spanish.

He's Espanyol

Father: Question everything lad.

Son: Why?

Father: Just bloody do it, OK?

I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am...

was fired from the keyboard factory today.

Apparently I wasn’t putting in enough shifts...

Men Jokes - Making a change from blonde jokes!



'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.


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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......