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Re: The funny corner

Posted: 06 May 2018, 11:07
by Sniffer
daib0 wrote:didn't mean to be controversial! :roll:
Not at all, my friend. Now if you could just arrange for your lot to ruin Colin's automatic promotion chances we'll say no more about it. ;) :thumbup:

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 09 May 2018, 10:12
by NottinghamWhite
Maths Teacher " if I have 5 bottles in my left hand and 6 in my right hand, what do I have ? "
Student " a drinking problem "

Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch.

Sat watching TV when the wife walked past and turned it off. After a few minutes staring at a blank screen, I thought that's not on.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 10 May 2018, 07:45
by NottinghamWhite
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Re: The funny corner

Posted: 10 May 2018, 15:35
by ChilwellWhite
My father was a failed magician and apparently I have two half sisters somewhere.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 12 May 2018, 17:56
by Get the kettle on
Two Parrot's sat on a perch.

One of them says, "Can you smell fish?".

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 17 May 2018, 13:21
by Davycc
Just a warning just a couple of swear words but very funny


Re: The funny corner

Posted: 17 May 2018, 13:34
by Deleted User 728
HAHAHAHAHA !!

Brilliant :D

EXTREMELY BAD LANGUAGE RIGHT AT THE END !

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 17 May 2018, 20:36
by mapperleywhite
Davycc wrote:Just a warning just a couple of swear words but very funny

I did LOL.......v. funny

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 29 May 2018, 10:46
by johnh
1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 29 May 2018, 11:36
by daib0
johnh wrote:1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.
:thumbup: