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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 15 Oct 2018, 18:38

PockWhite wrote:Just seen Michael J Fox at the garden centre.

Well I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsia.


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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 22 Oct 2018, 09:00

The Pope is in Liverpool handing out miracles & a kid comes up & asked "Can you help me with my hearing ?"
The Pope clasped his hands over the child's ears & says a prayer. At the end he asks "is it better? "
The child replies "I dunno it's not until Thursday"
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 22 Oct 2018, 10:08

Bloke hated his job as a waiter but at least it put food on the table.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 27 Oct 2018, 10:48

Guy's wife wanted to spice up their sex life so suggested role reversals. Guy said 'it's my turn to say I've got a headache then'.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 27 Oct 2018, 14:18

NottinghamWhite wrote:The Pope is in Liverpool handing out miracles & a kid comes up & asked "Can you help me with my hearing ?"
The Pope clasped his hands over the child's ears & says a prayer. At the end he asks "is it better? "
The child replies "I dunno it's not until Thursday"


I had to read that a couple of times then it hit me :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 27 Oct 2018, 14:22

My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby PockWhite » 27 Oct 2018, 14:55

Mate of mine was filling his car up with petrol last week and spilt some on his sleeve.
Forgetting this on his long journey home he lit up a fag and accidently dropped some ash on his sleeve setting light to his arm.
Driving along with his arm out the window trying to put the fire out he was pulled over by the police.
He got knicked for illegal possession of a firearm!
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Re: The funny corner

Postby PockWhite » 27 Oct 2018, 14:56

Apparently the Liverpool boss has resigned as he "wants to take the family back to Germany".
That's right, the Klopps go back this weekend.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 28 Oct 2018, 15:07

Norn Iron humour. John will appreciate this one

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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 28 Oct 2018, 20:57

Davycc :D

There were five kids in our house when I was growing up. Never slept on my own 'till I got married.
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