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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 18 Jun 2019, 10:57

To the person who stole my shoes whilst I was on the bouncy castle, "Grow up ffs"
This is what makes you champions, you never give in, never ever give in..
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Wigan White » 25 Jun 2019, 13:18

I have a friend who lives just outside Chernobyl in Ukraine. He watched that drama and said he counted 9 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby PockWhite » 26 Jun 2019, 10:14

I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night.
We took the A4.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 26 Jun 2019, 17:11

PockWhite wrote:I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night.
We took the A4.


Nicked that ;)
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Re: The funny corner

Postby ChilwellWhite » 29 Jun 2019, 07:24

An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas.

Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work.

They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.

"I would like it infrequently," the woman replied.

The man sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses then leaned over towards her and whispered: "Is that one word or two?"
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 19 Jul 2019, 15:40

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Re: The funny corner

Postby rigger » 19 Jul 2019, 16:05

I'm nicking that one :D
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 29 Jul 2019, 21:08

Man visits the Vicar and asks him if he can hire a Church Singing Group, The Vicar says 'you mean a choir', The man says 'sorry Vicar, can I acquire a Church Singing Group'.
The ex-Prime Minister has been in our house.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Selby White » 30 Jul 2019, 06:56

johnh wrote:Man visits the Vicar and asks him if he can hire a Church Singing Group, The Vicar says 'you mean a choir', The man says 'sorry Vicar, can I acquire a Church Singing Group'.


:lol:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 30 Jul 2019, 14:29

Her indoors said it was her life's ambition to see the northern lights. She went mental when we drove into Blackpool.
The ex-Prime Minister has been in our house.
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