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Re: The funny corner

Posted: 23 Oct 2019, 13:55
by johnh
My mate was really down in the dumps. Couldn't pay his water rates and had his water cut off. I sent him a get well soon card.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 31 Oct 2019, 17:05
by johnh
With a group of guys discussing longevity and the question arose 'would you like to know when you will die'? One guy said his Grandfather knew exactly when he would die -
- the judge told him.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 04 Nov 2019, 11:39
by NottinghamWhite
It really gets to me when people can’t differentiate between your and you’re

There so thick.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 04 Nov 2019, 11:39
by NottinghamWhite
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the latest Batman film.
Our dates so far can be summarised as follows:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 06 Nov 2019, 11:29
by Deleted User 3289
Imo sums up the climate change debate perfectly for me. I do, like i'm sure most of us do our bit when it comes to domestic recycling. But really?

1 expletive word used in the short clip.


Re: The funny corner

Posted: 07 Nov 2019, 20:15
by Davycc
Just thought I'd throw this up again.


Re: The funny corner

Posted: 13 Nov 2019, 10:24
by johnh
Marriage guidance counsellor says to his client, 'your wife says you never buy her flowers.' Guy says 'I never knew she sold flowers'.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 15 Nov 2019, 12:52
by yorkfan
Nicked that! :lol: :lol:

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 19 Nov 2019, 19:55
by johnh
Sad news about Prince Andrews car crash next month.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 12:39
by NottinghamWhite
Really annoyed my wife last week by opening a box of Celebrations and changing all the wrappers round...

She really got her Snickers in a Twix!