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My mate was really down in the dumps. Couldn't pay his water rates and had his water cut off. I sent him a get well soon card.
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With a group of guys discussing longevity and the question arose 'would you like to know when you will die'? One guy said his Grandfather knew exactly when he would die -
- the judge told him.
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It really gets to me when people can’t differentiate between your and you’re

There so thick.
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My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the latest Batman film.
Our dates so far can be summarised as follows:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman
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Imo sums up the climate change debate perfectly for me. I do, like i'm sure most of us do our bit when it comes to domestic recycling. But really?

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Just thought I'd throw this up again.

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Marriage guidance counsellor says to his client, 'your wife says you never buy her flowers.' Guy says 'I never knew she sold flowers'.
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Nicked that! :lol: :lol:
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Sad news about Prince Andrews car crash next month.
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Really annoyed my wife last week by opening a box of Celebrations and changing all the wrappers round...

She really got her Snickers in a Twix!
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