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Re: The funny corner

Postby rigger » 24 Aug 2020, 14:31

Davycc wrote:If a door key opens a door and a house key opens a house. What key opens a banana?


'mon ... this is easy :D
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 24 Aug 2020, 15:14

rigger wrote:
Davycc wrote:If a door key opens a door and a house key opens a house. What key opens a banana?


'mon ... this is easy :D


couldn't help it kid told me it earlier.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby cheffy007 » 25 Aug 2020, 17:45

Harry Maguire has had his bail set at £5000. Man Utd have offered £3000 plus Phil Jones and Paul Pogba
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 25 Aug 2020, 17:55

cheffy007 wrote:Harry Maguire has had his bail set at £5000. Man Utd have offered £3000 plus Phil Jones and Paul Pogba


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Re: The funny corner

Postby Selby White » 25 Aug 2020, 18:04

Davycc wrote:
cheffy007 wrote:Harry Maguire has had his bail set at £5000. Man Utd have offered £3000 plus Phil Jones and Paul Pogba


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Think they are rating Jones and Pogba a bit too high there ;)
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Deleted User 10260 » 25 Aug 2020, 21:35

Apparently Man Utd are getting into films and doing a remake of Escape to Victory with Harry in the starring role.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 05 Sep 2020, 14:30

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to a local tribesman and said, "That lizards really funny!"
The tribesman replied, "He's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon!"
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 05 Sep 2020, 17:37

Me and the wife love a game of golf it gives us time to talk. While playing today I asked her, "if I died would would you remarry?" She said, Yes I probably would." I asked, "Would you still sleep in OUR bed" and she said "Yes probably) THen I asked would you let him use my clubs?" She said "No, sure he's left handed!!!!!"
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Re: The funny corner

Postby cheffy007 » 05 Sep 2020, 19:12

I started a jigsaw a couple of weeks into lockdown. Finally finished it today. It only took me 9 weeks, not bad as it said 2-4 years on the box.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Selby White » 06 Sep 2020, 09:01

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!"
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