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Re: The funny corner

Posted: 23 Oct 2020, 11:57
by johnh
Really annoyed by people who set Bonfire night fireworks off in October. Really frightened the cat who shot up the Christmas tree.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 24 Oct 2020, 09:30
by yorkfan
Think I'll give Halloween a miss this year ......... after all, I've been chomping sweets and wearing a mask since March.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 24 Oct 2020, 09:47
by NottinghamWhite
My family and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop...

I've just taken the lead!

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 27 Oct 2020, 08:13
by ChilwellWhite
I used to work in a pop can crushing factory,
I had to quit . It was soda pressing

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 07 Nov 2020, 09:50
by NottinghamWhite
Lockdown is looming again. I've just seen a bloke in ASDA buying 6 crates of San Miguel, 30 paellas, 30 chilli con carne and 10 sombreros.
Hispanic buying.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 07 Nov 2020, 10:26
by ChilwellWhite
Just saw a sign "Coffin for sale"

I thought that's the last thing I need

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 07 Nov 2020, 11:52
by yorkfan
Southampton, having temporarily gone top of the league, and under advice from Donald Trump, have launched a "Stop The Count" action in The High Court. :lolno:

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 09 Nov 2020, 14:29
by johnh
Gave up my job in bomb disposal as there was too much box ticking involved.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 09 Nov 2020, 14:52
by Deleted User 728
johnh wrote:Gave up my job in bomb disposal as there was too much box ticking involved.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 09 Nov 2020, 15:05
by Davycc
johnh wrote:Gave up my job in bomb disposal as there was too much box ticking involved.
Have used that one already :D