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Re: The funny corner

Postby Wigan White » 15 Nov 2020, 12:28

I was sat outside with my pet ants, Bob and Dylan, when a gust of wind blew them away.

I was devastated.

Why?

"The ants are my friends and they're blowing in the wind..."

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Re: The funny corner

Postby Saxon » 15 Nov 2020, 12:54

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 15 Nov 2020, 17:56

A lorry carrying a large load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and shed its load. Witnesses were said to be stunned, startled, aghast, taken-aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 16 Nov 2020, 22:06

Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic
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Re: The funny corner

Postby BrighouseWhite » 17 Nov 2020, 07:28

Charles Dickens serialised 'A Tale of Two Cities' in newspapers.
It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times

I asked Bonnie Tyler out for a coffee. I said 'Starbucks'. She said 'no'. I said 'Costa" she said 'you must be joking boyo'.
I think she was holding out for a Nero
There's light at the end of the tunnel and the future's looking very bright indeed.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby rigger » 17 Nov 2020, 09:28

johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic


:problem:

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 17 Nov 2020, 09:31

rigger wrote:
johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic


:problem:

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.


Numb er
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Re: The funny corner

Postby rigger » 17 Nov 2020, 09:58

Davycc wrote:
rigger wrote:
johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic


:problem:

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.


Numb er



Jesus.
:eh:
Sometimes I'm glad when my brain can't process something like that ..
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 17 Nov 2020, 10:16

rigger wrote:
johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic


:problem:

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.


Rigg's, pinched this from an Everton website. I went through what you went through so thought I'd give you the same chance. :lol:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 17 Nov 2020, 10:21

My stupid brain got it right away lol
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