LUFCTALK

I was sat outside with my pet ants, Bob and Dylan, when a gust of wind blew them away.

I was devastated.

Why?

"The ants are my friends and they're blowing in the wind..."

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

A lorry carrying a large load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and shed its load. Witnesses were said to be stunned, startled, aghast, taken-aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded.

Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic

Charles Dickens serialised 'A Tale of Two Cities' in newspapers.
It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times

I asked Bonnie Tyler out for a coffee. I said 'Starbucks'. She said 'no'. I said 'Costa" she said 'you must be joking boyo'.
I think she was holding out for a Nero

johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.

rigger wrote:

johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.

Numb er

Davycc wrote:

rigger wrote:

johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.

Numb er

Jesus.

Sometimes I'm glad when my brain can't process something like that ..

rigger wrote:

johnh wrote:Enter password.

local

Password must contain a number.

localanaesthetic

Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.

Rigg's, pinched this from an Everton website. I went through what you went through so thought I'd give you the same chance.

My stupid brain got it right away lol