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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 24 Dec 2020, 16:49

BrighouseWhite wrote:
cheffy007 wrote:Breaking News. Cornwall has been plunged into Tier 5. Apparently a load of pirates have arrived back in Penzance and the Arr rate has skyrocketed.


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Re: The funny corner

Postby Selby White » 24 Dec 2020, 16:54

johnh wrote:
BrighouseWhite wrote:
cheffy007 wrote:Breaking News. Cornwall has been plunged into Tier 5. Apparently a load of pirates have arrived back in Penzance and the Arr rate has skyrocketed.


Nicked this one :lol: :clap:


Yes, I did too. :thumbup:


It's a booty :lol:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 05 Jan 2021, 21:25

If they could find a way of delivering the Covid vaccine in beer, they could open the pubs and everyone would be done by Thursday next week.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Wigan White » 06 Jan 2021, 23:37

The Government have confirmed that only elite sport can continue during lockdown.

This gives Sheffield United two months to prepare for their next game.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 07 Jan 2021, 09:50

Bleedin virus! The dog has just asked me if I want the radio left on when he goes out!!!!!
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Selby White » 07 Jan 2021, 11:19

Wigan White wrote:The Government have confirmed that only elite sport can continue during lockdown.

This gives Sheffield United two months to prepare for their next game.


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Re: The funny corner

Postby Wigan White » 07 Jan 2021, 11:28

When I turned 50 I was overweight, out of shape and thought I would never be the sort of person who could ever run a marathon.

Now just 5 years later I have realised that my observation skills are spot on.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby cheffy007 » 07 Jan 2021, 16:27

Jack Grealish has picked up more points than Sheffield Utd.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby yorkfan » 12 Jan 2021, 11:35

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I blame The Stranglers.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 14 Jan 2021, 20:36

Blind guy takes up free fall parachuting. His mate asks him 'how do you know when you're getting near the ground?' He said 'the lead goes slack'.
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