Do you think I'm made of money ?

[Davycc]

Slightly different but Dominos Pizza, sorry can't do it. I know people love them but £17.50 for a 13" pizza before you do anything else is just mad. Friday nights, we like a pizza and a break from cooking. 14" pizza from ASDA cracking job great toppings £4 job done.

Sorry this is off thread but I can't see or hear 'Dominos Pizza' without thinking of comedian Mick Miller when he phone's for a pizza.

'Hello, Dominos Pizza, Carl here, how can I help you'
'Well Carl, guess'. Have you got a drive shaft for a 1973 Ford Cortina?'

Always amused me that one.

My favourite was the fella calling Dominos and asking "Do you do take away?"
"yes of course!" says the Dominos guy.
"Whats 7 minus 4 then?" and hangs up...................