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Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 07:59
by NottinghamWhite
There's some really daft cliches that get used. I'll start with..

He's lost the dressing room :roll:

Re: Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 08:33
by Deleted User 728
African teams are defensively naive .. no they're not, they just do things differently (like booting Argentinians up the arse).

He sent the keeper the wrong way .. no he didn't, the keeper just dived the other way.

Team A needs to get back into this match .. they were never out of it if it's not over.

Re: Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 09:23
by ChilwellWhite
He's run his socks off today.

It's a game of two halves.

Re: Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 09:59
by Davycc
This team are on the ropes ... fecking hard to balance and kick a ball then isn't it.

Re: Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 10:00
by Davycc
My gran could've taken that chance... well fecking sign her then.

Re: Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 10:01
by Davycc
He just ran down a blind alley. Since when was there a seeing alley?

Re: Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 10:05
by Davycc
He's just playing for time... no he's not he's on ridiculous money.

He played that ball without looking... no he didn't he kept his eyes open.

Re: Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 14:49
by Selby White
When I played football people used to say "He's got two left feet" I've checked and can confirm one of each. :D

Re: Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 17:59
by Davycc
Selby White wrote:When I played football people used to say "He's got two left feet" I've checked and can confirm one of each. :D
Bit like "If he had a decent left/right foot he'd be great." Whats he got then an elbow on his ankle?

Re: Sporting cliches

Posted: 22 Jun 2018, 18:10
by johnh
Couldn"t hit a cow"s arse with a banjo. Could apply to 90% of the attempts on goal in the World Cup which go about 10 yards over the bar and into row Z.